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Whether it’s a long day at school or a playdate that’s gone on just a little too long, every kid needs a strategy. This midweight tee is built for daily adventures, offering a soft touch and a "classic fit" that’s comfortable in any season. It’s sturdy enough for the playground but cozy enough for a quiet afternoon.

 

The back features a Virginia Opossum in its most famous state: thanatosis. While it looks like a nap, it’s actually an involuntary survival response for when things get a bit too intense. It’s the perfect spirit animal for the kid who occasionally needs to "play dead" to get a moment of peace.

 

Product Features

  • Soft US Cotton: Made with 100% midweight (5.3 oz) US cotton that’s ethically grown and soft to the touch.

  • Play-Proof Durability: Includes twill tape on the shoulders for improved strength and ribbed knitting to keep the collar from curling.

  • Total Comfort: Features a pearlized, tear-away label for a completely scratch-free experience—no itchy necks here.

  • Classic Silhouette: A timeless crew neckline and seamless sides for a clean, comfortable fit that moves with them.

  • Ethically Made: Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality, ensuring the fabric is as safe as it is durable.

 

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) to keep colors bright.

  • Tumble dry on low heat; do not bleach or dryclean.

  • Iron on low heat if needed; avoid the printed area to keep the opossum looking its best.

Note: Due to the natural properties of the fabric, the White color variant may appear as a soft, natural off-white.

The "Socially Awkward" Virginia Opossum Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

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  • To save space in my workspace. This product isn't made in-house; it's printed through Printify.

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