Whether it’s a long day at school or a playdate that’s gone on just a little too long, every kid needs a strategy. This midweight tee is built for daily adventures, offering a soft touch and a "classic fit" that’s comfortable in any season. It’s sturdy enough for the playground but cozy enough for a quiet afternoon.
The back features a Virginia Opossum in its most famous state: thanatosis. While it looks like a nap, it’s actually an involuntary survival response for when things get a bit too intense. It’s the perfect spirit animal for the kid who occasionally needs to "play dead" to get a moment of peace.
Product Features
Soft US Cotton: Made with 100% midweight (5.3 oz) US cotton that’s ethically grown and soft to the touch.
Play-Proof Durability: Includes twill tape on the shoulders for improved strength and ribbed knitting to keep the collar from curling.
Total Comfort: Features a pearlized, tear-away label for a completely scratch-free experience—no itchy necks here.
Classic Silhouette: A timeless crew neckline and seamless sides for a clean, comfortable fit that moves with them.
Ethically Made: Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality, ensuring the fabric is as safe as it is durable.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) to keep colors bright.
Tumble dry on low heat; do not bleach or dryclean.
Iron on low heat if needed; avoid the printed area to keep the opossum looking its best.
Note: Due to the natural properties of the fabric, the White color variant may appear as a soft, natural off-white.
The "Socially Awkward" Virginia Opossum Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
To save space in my workspace. This product isn't made in-house; it's printed through Printify.

