This isn’t just another thin layer; it’s a high-quality retreat from the world. Crafted with premium 3-end fleece, this hoodie offers an indulgent, buttery softness that feels like a weighted blanket for your social battery. It has a smooth, polished exterior and a plush, lofty interior built to settle on your shoulders like a familiar hug.
The back features our mascot in its most relatable state: thanatosis. Often mistaken for a simple "pretend" trick, this is actually an involuntary, high-stress physiological response where the opossum’s brain shuts down to survive a situation it can’t handle. It’s the perfect spirit animal for those days when you’re at 0% and just need to "play dead" until the world gets the hint.
Whether you’re a true introvert or just appreciate the dramatic biology of America's only marsupial, this hoodie offers a cozy, cheeky way to signal you're currently "unavailable."
Product Features
Superior Smoothness: Spun from 30 singles cotton-face yarn, creating a surface that is incredibly soft to the touch and holds detail beautifully.
Built to Last: Double-needle topstitching on all seams and a specialized to ensure it stays your favorite hoodie for years.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The "Socially Awkward" Virginia Opossum Heavyweight Hoodie
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