Soft, heavyweight, and perfectly broken-in from day one. This relaxed-fit tee features a garment-dyed finish that gives it a lived-in texture and colors that age beautifully with every wash. It’s the kind of shirt that feels like you’ve owned it for ten years, but carries a weight (6.1 oz) that proves it’s built to last another ten.
The back features our mascot in its most relatable state: thanatosis. Often mistaken for a simple "pretend" trick, this is actually an involuntary, high-stress physiological response where the opossum’s brain shuts down to survive a situation it can't handle. It’s the perfect spirit animal for those days when the social battery is at 0% and you just need to "play dead" until the world gets the hint.
Wear it on slow mornings, at low-key meetups, or whenever you need a wry, self-aware way to signal you're currently "unavailable."
 
Product Features
The "Gold Standard" Fabric: 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton for a soft, substantial feel that isn't thin or see-through.
Heavyweight Durability: 6.1 oz/yd² construction that holds its shape and survives the "daily grind."
Signature Texture: Garment-dyed for that authentic vintage look and a soft-washed feel against the skin.
Clean Silhouette: Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for a cleaner look and seams that won't unravel.
True Comfort: A relaxed, classic fit with a sewn-in label, designed to be the first thing you grab from your drawer.
 
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) to preserve the garment-dyed tones.
Tumble dry on low heat; do not bleach or dryclean.
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat if needed.